I’m guessing he’s the second Melo re-evaluating his position on the issue this week.

Ciara.

Historically bad and historically short are not the same thing.
—Me, to Mrs Dark Dirk

“Luck be a lady tonight...”

And here I thought that Magic’s plan to sign LeBron’s agent was pretty creative...

Came here for this.

I highly recommend Grüber. I just needed a quick ride to the doctor, but now I’m sitting on a beach, earning 20%.

Being a sex therapist sounds more complicated than I imagined.

Thank you. Not that I mind cleaning dishes, but I was really wondering how I was supposed to clean my bowels right away.

Much to their Chelgren...?

Look, it’s totally cool if you’re going to let Rom Roberts write an article or two, but I’d think Gawker Media would’ve learned its lesson about proper attribution by now.

+1 more rim for you

Excellent work. Have an (unaffiliated) star.

I will never get tired of this.

Strange... This usually goes so well in the Superdome.

When I was in high school, some kid saw me in a shirt I got from the Purple tour and decided to quiz me on my worthiness as a fan – by correctly naming their first single. Yay me. People are weird.

I believe Sex Type Thing was their first single, not Plush.

Muddin’ escapades? I had you pegged for central Illinois.