The news headlines are gonna be interesting when she shoots her crotch off.

I used to store my phone in my vagina, but this is better.

I don’t want to see this ever happen again. And what I saw at the march yesterday which really frustrated me was have a different point of view, but what really concerned me what how come I wasn’t invited to speak at the march?

You should have shot him.

The problem with this is that non-white folks with guns will show up and that makes them pee their pants. I’ve mentioned here before that it happened in St. Louis after Mike Brown was murdered. The (then) Tea Party contingent decided to have a pro-gun, open carry rally—a thinly disguised intimidation tactic aimed…

I say good on the celebrities that backed this. I thought Paul McCartney’s take on it was especially touching.

It’s a thoroughly screwed up version of the song “I’m My Own Grandpa”.

And someday, someone gets to explain to the baby that her aunt is also her half sister. Fun times!

What really grosses me out is that the new baby mama is the half sister of 2 of dad’s other kids. That really ups the ick factor. Like, meet my new step mom who is also my sister.

A few weeks ago I posted about the hummingbird that built a nest on the wind chime on our porch. She had flown into our house, but we managed to get her out again, and we were excited to see that she had two eggs in the nest. Here are the Hummingbabies now. Soon we’ll have to say goodbye!

My favorite signs of the day

Why does an elementary school have to have a police officer in the first place?

How about y’all ban abortions completely but only for those registered as prolife. You can change your affiliation immediately if you need an abortion but the change will be noted publicly.

Good question! I see two possibilities. One, he says and does nothing at all. I believe this is the more likely outcome. He likes these scandals involving women, in his mind they merely burnish his reputation as a super-virile sex machine.

GMOs and bread cause depression

Yeah. The text really is implied at this point.

Please don’t use bee venom. I’d rather have live bees than fat lips.

Apparently they don’t automatically die after stinging—the stinger is barbed, and it can get embedded so deeply that they tear it off trying to pull it back out (which is a fatal injury). But a lot of beekeepers have learned the knack of helping the bee get the stinger out, letting them live on to do the important…

Hi, dears.