Christ, this victim blaming.

Thanks for the laugh. I can’t tell if you’re just a super shitty troll, or if you’re putting forward a very tame example of Poe’s Law. Funny, regardless.

Do people really think that phone conversations qualify as “songs”? Christ. This is nauseating even without hearing the inevitable autotune nightmare involved in songs like these.

“The last white rhino is gone. Now I’ll never be able to kill one.”

Are you on the east coast? That embedded tweet shows 8:18 for me, maybe it corrects based on your time zone? But you would need to be in far east Canada I think for that to make sense.

I never understood how people can claim to believe abortion is murder and then support exceptions for rape and incest. It’s either murder or it’s not. Saying it’s ok in cases of rape or incest just makes it clear you just want to punish women for having sex willingly, does it not?

The toenails! I snarfed coffee.

Is he a has-been reality-show host with a blond weave and a Slovenian wife? Tape everything.

THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE

I’m still on team Twitter and shitter induced aneurysm.

Yes! I don’t even know what they have to report — nothing exciting is ever happening around here. It’s not like I’m solving for cold fusion on my laptop.

This is great, but what concerns me is how much of what millennials eat is packaged in plastic. If you’re buying 100 calorie packs of organic seed snacks, you still have the problem of wasteful packaging. I hope we see progress in that area soon too.

I’d like to thank Blue Apron and services like Squarespace for sponsoring my favourite podcasts. In the same breath I’d like to tell those companies to go fuck themselves for constantly interrupting my favourite podcasts with their lengthy, irritating ads.

I see what you did there

Were your Warby Parker glasses okay, though?

A bag of carrots will keep for months!

Can’t they just eat a restaurant with all the other doctors?

Hmm. I wonder what he could mean? It’s a mystery.

Yeah, “Home” is arguably the, or at least among the, most disturbing episode, and infamously so, but it’s not the grossest. For me, I’d side with you, re: “F. Emasculata,” with maybe a bit of “Sanguinarium” thrown in.