Dear god, please tell me Trump’s not immortal!

I hadn’t seen this gif somehow and you’ve brightened my whole afternoon

Wait, Infowars has employees NOT named Alex Jones? I always assumed his production was as shitty and amateurish as his production value appeared to be. That’s what I took away from this article... damn.

a former video editor who worked for Jones for 13 years

THE ENTIRE ALPHABET ONLY HAS ONE MORE LETTER!

Maybe i’m an insufferable nihilistic skeptic but i prefer rationality above religion and spirituality. Maybe on a personal level people are consoled by the writings of Eckhard Tolle, Gary Zukov, Marianne Williamson and Deepak Chopra to name just a few of Oprah’s favorite writers. That’s okay by me. I read some of…

I’m not sure Oprah talking to her imaginary friend is any less distressing than when Mike Pence does it.

Why not clone her dog? MILLIONS OF DOGS BEING MURDERED IN SHELTERS EVERY DAY AND INSTEAD OF RESCUING, SHE CLONES. You are as disgusting as she is if you don’t see that.

I’m a little disappointed how Babs gets treated with kid gloves by the writer for this ridiculousness. Millions of animals are euthanized every year and she’s throwing money at cloning dogs. Sorry, but she should be embarrassed by this.

AVOCADO TOAST

I kind of want to send this article to my cousin, who is seemingly having to move AGAIN because of her husband. She’s only 25 and she’s already moved cross country (from her dream in the NYC-area back to California to be with him and get married) and up to Northern California because of him and his job. Now he’s been…

Hopefully when they train her this time she will do better.

“Do you believe your father’s accusers?”

It’s her decision to work in the White House, if it’s appropriate to ask Huckabee it’s appropriate to ask her fellow press flack regardless of said flack’s parentage.

Let’s not forget the Winter Games continue through March 2018. Let’s continue to support our Paralympians through to the end of the actual games.

They are awesome, especially Moir yelling at the ref during one of the hockey games. A true Canadian.

I’m sorry it’s been stressful for your family. However, I was watching the medal ceremony live, and I was floored when She immediately took off her medal like it was disgusting. I’m not sure how anyone could have misread the situation. She disrespected the medal with her poor sportsmanship.

I loved this tweet of hers. Beyond being an amazing athlete, she seems like she has a pretty funny sense of humour!

This is a bad take.