This really isn’t relevant (but kind of funny), but it probably didn’t hunt. One of my friends had a major mouse problem in his apartment that year, and once while we were very stoned he announced to me that he had a special treat for Vegan Cat - a live mouse in a humane trap. So we walked over to my place, carrying…
PhoebeBananahammock
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smooth talker
When anyone talks about veganizing cats, I just drown them out by yelling “TAURINE!” over and over. I hope one day at least one of them will look it up.
As a woman who grew up in India, and spent over 14 years in the United States I do not get the white woman obsession with “killing the baby!” I have old extremely religious aunts and grandmothers in India who think abortion is better than bringing up an unhappy child.
On this angle, I’m going to go waaaaaay out on a limb and guess that the FBI attorney Lisa Page will be the one who gets burned as a witch and gets 99% of the blame from Trump and FoxNews. Just watch.
Of course they are: they just lost a senate race in fucking Alabama. They’ve utterly poisoned the well for an entire generation that’s going to be voting for the next 50+ years, while their own voting base is shrinking faster than Roy Moore’s dick at turning-20 birthday party.
See? EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING. I thought Cap’n Tinyhands was requiring everyone to say Merry Christmas but then his daughterwife goes and says Happy Holidays? What to do?
We owe an unbelievable debt of gratitude to black women.
Counterpoint: Sophomore and junior make no sense.
Milk? Who needs milk? Just go for the two-fisted mouth shovel.
Hold on, isn’t Cookies and cream main ingredient pieces of Oreos? I feel like this is a “forest for the trees” situation.
You get a lot of weird looks up here if you call university “college” and pop “soda”
Yesterday, I explicitly said “Fuck you” to a co-worker about this. When he heard the news about Ashawnty and the gofundme, he started in on the “Why doesn’t her mother have life insurance for her?” But then this bastard proudly announced that he donated to that questionable fund for that boy. Maybe it’s due to the…
tbqh, I don’t know if his grasp of grammar is solid enough to use it in that way.
The way things have been going, it will turn out Trump has accidentally consumed the precise combination of fats, sugars, minerals, preservatives, pharmaceuticals and toxins necessary to grant him eternal life. The guy is a master of falling upwards.
Give him an Irn Bru!
I know what it’s like. I was bullied, starting in the 2nd grade, because I had a speech impediment, crooked teeth and mouth, and coordination issues. The bullying got exponentially worse when my parents selfishly decided to move to another county while I was in the middle of 6th grade- which resulted in me starting…
That’s also a lot of caffeine. If I drink *one* Diet Coke, I’m running to the john for the next hour. I can’t imagine pounding a whole Fridge Pack in a day.