I think she just needs more color in her life.

Famke Janssen was vampy, campy, and trampy as hell but somehow managed to become sympathetic by the end.

This guy is a ridiculously prolific writer, and it's easy to see why from the interview.

I don't see how people can watch such a sensitive hour of a family drama and think Elizabeth and Phillip are monsters.

Probably would have put her off hotdogs for the rest of her life.

Colonel Kanatzhan "Kanat" Alibekov, now known as Ken Alibek, ran the Soviet bioweapons program and wrote about it in Biohazard: The Chilling True Story of the Largest Covert Biological Weapons Program in the World – Told from Inside by the Man Who Ran It.

Too many actual words, not enough grunting.

I may have my own issues with universities as diploma mills which generate far more PhDs than can be reasonably absorbed by the market and take far too long to do so, but I will always congratulate an individual for having the stamina and putting up with all the hurdles and headaches to get the degree, so congrats and…

Seeing E.T. in the theater a couple years ago was 1000% sadder than seeing it on the small screen.

There is no earthly beauty, human or otherwise, that can make up for such piss-poor DD wagering.

Not one but two people cane up with "What is javelin?"

The reasons to want to kill a father who would enlist his son to make a man out of him probably doesn't start or stop with just that one.

Not an eyeball injection.

Turn has really upped its game with the addition of Washington, Arnold, Andre, and Townsend, as well as putting some fire under the butts of the longer-running regulars.

…a whole lot of what you do is taking what I like to call “bullshit scenes” and expanding them in interesting ways and punching new things into the nooks and crannies.

The link is to the transcribed roundtable discussion and the video is just Ansari answering one particular question.

Argh.

I was actually hoping Jeopardy! was on a break for Memorial Day not because I didn't want to see a new episode, but because my local Jeopardy!-broadcasting affiliate, in lieu of Jeopardy!, was showing the goddamn Indy 500 banquet or some other fucking nonsense.

Teacher's Tournament and ToC champ Colby Burnett popped up on 500 Questions and did about as well as Ken Jennings.

The IMDb description for Costume Girls Fight for Freedom seems to make no sense from one particular reading of the title but then totally makes sense from another: