I'm aware, but it's like if Beckham decided to call his unborn baby Striker.

Because I read it and now have an opinion about it.

This is one of those articles I look at and think:

So, WWE is basically Eastenders for rednecks, right?

No offence to people who actually like it, but KFC is shit and I can't understand why people go crazy for it.

Just what the fuck is the darkness? The central aspect of this world has not actually been explained yet.

No one is getting attacked by giant spiders, so nope, can't be Australia.

So do most western drones...

Wow, this handwave civilisation was amazing.

Laser gen is best gen.

Your Zerg are no match for my LASERS, general!

A full romantic relationship storyline that spans all three games and DLC with the Rachni Queen in ME if you choose to save her.

If I still had a working PC, it'd be C&C: Generals.

I played CoD: Advanced Warfare on my little brother's Xbox, and for all the praise its got for reinvigorating the series, it's basically the same old shit.

It says a lot about a game when I can play its broken, disfigured cousin for over a year with barely any improvement and still have more fun than the 60fps…

This looks like a cross between that one batshit insane Sonic cartoon where it looked like the animators had been on PCP when they developed it, and the kids CGI animated series I can't remember the name of that features a dog and his gay hippo lover living together.

Phrases to instantly make enemies with Christians:

#1 "I'm a Warlock."

I've got a grand total of about thirty Legendary Engrams in Destiny so far, and from that I've got 30 Rare items. I've got an Exotic Weapon Bounty that needs Rare or Legendary fusion rifles to complete, but in three days of actively hunting Rare Engrams through strikes, crucible, and this rat-bastard cave, I've found…

Well, the original was more of a love story that had giant monsters as much as most love stories have sparrows. They're not a major focus of the story, and even when they do show up, they're generally minor obstacles compared to the sheer distance the two are trying to cover. So, a bunch of people shooting at monsters…

I recognise that this is a separate issue focusing on women, but I must emphasise that *any* discussion of the male counterpart to it is seen as "drawing attention away from violence toward women". Unless it's by so-called "men's rights activists", it just doesn't get talked about, and their concerns are usually…

I like Dragon Age: Origin's swordfighting for just that reason - it's messy and kinda clumsy. Everything seems to be really fucking heavy, and each swing in a cutscene might well murder the opponent, but leaves the swinger wide open.