"I'm erring on the side of it being real, though. I mean, a game that sucks might be a problem, but the most embarrassing thing in MMO history doesn't sound like a very effective cover story."

Are you kidding? That's the most effective cover story in history - case in point:

"I'm erring on the side of it being real,…

I'm sorry, but the MASSIVE FUCKHUEG fake eyelashes are creeping me out.

Either C&C: Generals or Battlefield 4.

Both great games let down by pathetically bad problems after launch.

The Arbites would be proud.

Well, here's something from the opposite end of the baby spectrum to gross you out, enrage you, and bring you down.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-…

Edge: Xbox One. For most users, the PS4 music will eventually have to go. The Xbox One startup sound will be with us for years to come. It will likely become iconic, a mini-melody that will be heard by millions of people millions of times. That's pretty cool.

My waifu. Isn't she beautiful?

What if I dress up in a fursuit and participated in an orgy? Will that get me banned? Or will it just get me a role in CSI?

Relevant.

I just don't understand the logic behind replacing the two middle letters with stars. I don't get it. I know what it means, you know what it means, everyone knows what it means, and yet people are somehow less offended or not offended at all by not seeing the middle two letters of a word that has been…

Well played.

Thanks man, not as amusing as the other guy's description, but much more informative and slightly depressing. Hope EA win.

Thanks, that was interesting *and* amusing.

Also, you've got to be a massive cunt to make EA look good. I mean, they're not a "bad" company except in the eyes of the internet. They do good things, but oftentimes they make stupid mistakes. But considering that it's basically the devil incarnate for a number of gamer…

He might not be, there's a lot of object recognition stuff going on with the Kinect at the moment.

Simple solution:

Mature rooms requiring parental control password thingies
U rooms for everyone.

Ban anyone who broadcasts mature to U, but please don't take away the hilarity.

I don't even pay attention to actual football in my own country, so, while I feel bad for EA getting sued for however much money or whatever, I'm finding it extremely difficult to actually follow what's going on.

No, I mean this retarded butter grater thing.

Also, I get past the whole "pets eating the butter" thing by putting it in a cupboard.

This works well. I fucking hate wearing glasses, especially bulky tech glasses.

It would appear that someone beat Xbone to the punch:

Can someone please explain to me why Google is so off with its advertising right now?

Usually it's right on the money with its scarily accurate-to-the-individual digital marketing, but right now I'm being bombarded with ads for the Xbone despite having never shown any interest whatsoever in Microsoft's console brand.…

All that needs to be done is slice off a portion for the day. I can scarcely believe it's got to the point where someone has developed a machine for butter rather than enact a simple plan.