Just buy jam. I've never understood the American obsession with spreading jelly on bread. It's not as tasty, it's harder, it tastes so artificial imo...

Has it not occurred to anyone to just leave their butter at room temperature so that it's easy to spread?

Will Kotaku be reviewing Planetside for the PS4? I don't recall it ever being reviewed here for the PC.

Oh, there were stranger things than that on Channel 4...

He was also Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island, the Soviet Premier in Red Alert 3, Arl Howe in DA:O, King Acorn in the most excellent Sonic SatAM, and Mr. Jigsaw in Loaded Weapon 1.

Oh, and how could I forget: Pennywise the Clown.

What if Disney princesses were all Nigel?

No, stop that. They *couldn't* care less. Not they *could* care less. They *couldn't* care less. If you could care less, then you're essentially just saying that you do have somewhere between the minimum and the maximum amount of care with regard to whatever it is you're talking about.

The IFV with nothing but a massive cannon on top is pretty cool. I remember SK had something similar to that in the first Mercenaries - it was my favourite vehicle to just piss about in.

Yup. There's so little difference between the consoles, there's no way to get sufficiently pissed off to take it seriously. The only ones who take it seriously are those not in on the joke - i.e. PC gamers.

And you clearly take things too seriously. That's the main thing PC gamers don't get - the console wars are a big joke, played by console gamers, with each other.

You're clearly too naive for this site.

Don't worry guys, I'll create a GUI interface using visual basic. See if I can track their IP address.

Just have this as an advertisement online and in magazines.

If your version of calling me out involves asserting PC elitism, then sure.

Yeah, I'm sure that extra week of time for a console that took years to develop is going to be all it needs to iron out any bugs in the product...

There aren't really any gens at all on PC, it's more of an incremental evolution spread out over a vast period.

One year from now. Until then, the vast majority of console gamers will still be limited to the 7th generation.

Eh, that's kinda how most things go - a demo is produced, people think it's kinda cool but don't see much of a use for it, then with time it starts to become more popular and people find ways of doing other stuff with it and the core idea is built upon, while it becomes more refined and developed, etc.

Maybe they'll…

Nah. Although, if you want to enter an all purpose discussion where people are being dicks about games, I'm sure there are some articles interesting to PC elitists around here somewhere.