These people have a distinct and noticeable lack of balaclavas and scary masks.

Eh, don't worry about it, it happens fairly regularly.

"The most successful teams will consist of a variety of classes, using different abilities to best complement each other"

Game Title: Dino Crisis

Platforms: Playstation, PC

Why it's so freaky: Imagine the first Resident Evil. Imagine you're playing it for the first time. You don't care that the graphics are terrible because this is the 90's and these are fairly standard. You don't know that zombie dogs will crash through the door if you…

It's because they're crisp.

Honestly, it looks like a cross between Robot Chicken and Cyanide & Happiness.

You do realise that Football had been around for hundreds of years prior to the United States existing as a country, right?

We don't call fries "chips", French Fries are a specific type of sliced potato product, comprised of very thin strips, while chips have a tendency to consist of everything from big and thick…

It's an implement used for lighting up dark areas - is it really so odd that an electronic device with the exact same function would be called the same thing in countries which used torches for that purpose for hundreds, if not thousands of years prior to its invention?

Also I'd like to point out that 50 shillings would be about £6, or six hundred pence.

Even in my Grandad's childhood, one pound was quite a lot of money. In the 19th century, £500 was substantially more than the average gentleman's annual living expenses.

£500 for a designer dress in the Victorian era would imply that it's made entirely out of diamonds.

This sounds sexist. Maybe we should just keep away from this one, it looks like it might be glamorising the patriarchy or something.

Oh right, I read that wrong. Well, your god is impotent, that much is obvious from the general state of Caine's world.

Created by the Goons as a pseudo-urban legend, this once-terrifying figure is now just a stock character for tired attempts at scary stories.

If memory serves, Caine is the Dark Father.

I'm fine with this. My name has been the same across most games since at least Battlefield 2: GenTech4

If any of you recognise the name, I'd wager it's down to the almost absurd amounts of teamgriefing I got up to in Bad Company 2.

Then you shall die, and your soul be forfeit.

Personally, I'm fine with this, because I consider Playstation Plus to be totally worth it. A year's membership pays for itself (on PS3 at least) in the first month with the IG collection alone. Essentially, for its features, it's dirt-cheap.

Implying Caine to be irrelevant is a slight against Caine.

Are you challenging Caine?