Caine is the first vampire. The rules for fighting Caine consist entirely of: "You lose."

"Most sane people would, if given the choice between playing a game using the DualShock 3 or Xbox 360 Controller, would go for Microsoft's pad every time. Understandably!"

I can't tell if this is meant to be a joke, or you're just openly insulting those of us who have the gall to like the DS3.

I know it must come as a…

From what I've heard, yes.

Don't care, PS4 has Planetside 2.

Yeah, except for Nigel: those sunglasses...

"Your feedback from the alpha trial is clear: We are not making the game you want to play,"

Just make a Generals 2, without making it look like yet another entry in the now-batshit insane RA series.

Why does Nigel not have a Stewie head? Why is Dexter not a midget?

Aye, but it's still annoying. Basically everyone in my clan is American, and they're going to have a three day head start on me - it might seem petty, but I have a competitive mindset when it comes to Battlefield, and the the idea of being late to the engineer party irks me.

I've never bought a Battlefield game for the single player component - having said that, Modern Combat's single player was a brilliant experience, and I liked BF3's single player more than the MW series (partially because it wasn't portraying the Russians as the bad guys).

Also, I think Kotaku should institute a…

Does anyone else get annoyed at how Europe tends to get shafted by release dates for games that are in fact developed in Europe?

Battlefield 4 was developed by DICE, a European company, yet Europe is the last place it's being launched. LBP was the same - it was actually developed about two miles from my own house, and…

A few days on Red Alert Retaliation for the Playstation. Those were the days I was still able to play games non-stop for dozens of hours.

It's Jimmy Neutron.

Not relevant, but I'm too ill to care right now.

Cool, well, if you never play with random players, how do you make friends with other people who play GTAV, or are you just assuming I have a battery of friends who feel the same way I do?

Yeah, but motion controls also require you to not move the controller while you're doing the thing requiring motion controls, which I tend to do without realising it, all the time.

Here's hoping they're built at least half as well as this:

I can't trust any of the friends I play GTA with. And yes, it is a problem with the players, but it's also a problem that lies with the game mechanics.

For example, if I get my personal car blown up by a rank 100, he only has to pay a pittance toward the insurance due to its relative cost, but if I retaliate and blow…

I finished the main story in three days. I didn't notice the folding crash barriers on motorways until they were pointed out to me in a video.

I'm looking forward to Battlefield 4 coming out on Friday. As fun as GTAV is, as intricately detailed it is, GTA Online is filled with people who seem to have the same "every man for himself" mentality as I frequently see in CoD.

The slightest chance for extra XP or cash *will* cause both friends and crew members to…

Honestly, I have no desire to use motion features in any game save for Flower, especially not FPS games. My decision to get a Playstation branded console is influenced by two main factors:

1. I'm very much a part of the PSN community, as the vast majority of my gamer friends are PS gamers.
2. Sony has provided me with a…