As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

I used to do post rental walkthroughs for rental companies. Here are the things that cost the most to repair. (And you’ll be paying for cleaning no matter what, I saw exactly one oven that was ‘clean enough’)

They should lock him up in some sort of cage, or maybe a box. What would they call it?

I would just like to say that my editors here at Jalopnik make me look like a much better writer than I actually am, and I was incredibly proud of the original headline for this post - “You’ll LOL At The Hyundai Veloster N’s Lousy Lease Numbers”

The Trump-bots are already bringing out the, “This is such an accomplishment for women! Trump has nominated two women in a row - how dare you criticize such a historic moment. How can you call yourself a feminist and criticize this move?!?” Because, as we’ve been saying all along - A VAGINA IS NEITHER A QUALIFICATION…

They make a mold fogger. Just set one of those off and then take the thing to the detailer.

Those Southern Democrats of the 1800s have since evolved into contemporary Republicans, as you are probably aware the parties realigned in the 60s. So yes, you can throw out examples from 150 years ago

And yet, there appears to be almost half a country full of morons who are still willing to vote Republican when they share almost none of their values. Well, I guess racism is a strong Republican value that seems to be shared by their voters, but I was talking about money, or rather, the lack of it that the majority…

That.

Hey man, I got my tax cut. I noticed because the numbers after the decimal in my paycheck are important to me. We were able to upgrade to two-ply toilet paper this year!

1st Gear: It’s called trickle down economics. It won’t happen immediately. It’s not gush down. It can take years, Years! In fact, I’m still waiting for Reagan’s tax cuts to trickle down to me. But it’s coming. It has to be coming. Republicans have been telling me for years that cutting taxes on the rich and…

“GM saved over $500 million from the tax cuts”

That’s insulting to young children everywhere. My daughter as a baby was a thousand times more mature than Donald. He’s a rich, entitled white guy who’s had everything handed to him; that’s why he is the way he is.

Yeah, but nobody worries about changing Trump; he just shits on the Constitution every day

this has left Congress struggling to adapt to a new reality: a lot more young moms with young children serving in office.

The communists who run the British Parliament have on-site day care, but I assume we can’t tolerate such radical notions in this country.

I take issue with that. We’ve always been this small and terrified. 

It’s BOTH a part of india and soveriegn land. Technically, the same is held for ‘reservations’ in the United States, except, of course, the US gov’t feels free to invade the lands when it suits their purpose (such as laying down a pipeline).

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends

He illegally went to an island KNOWING it was illegal and how that island operates and he could die and did it anyway. Let that be a lesson to anyone else who wants to fuck with people who DO NOT WANT TO BE FUCKED WITH.