As someone who handles insurance claims every day, here’s my 2 cents:

“They have product that is in demand.”

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

Another reason why no one should buy a Harley. 

Not a lawyer. I think the term is “gross negligence”. The contract doesn’t protect the shop because their action of the employee (illegal u-turn) is clearly “grossly negligent”.

Manslaughter, unless you’d like the defense attorney to easily prove reasonable doubt.

You forgot the part about the camel. 

We bought a 2017 KIA Sorento with a dealer recommended from Tom. We decided to go with a KIA because of the quality of the car, not the quality of the dealership. We went to all the dealerships in our area... to include luxury vehicles... and if you want to talk about service.... the only other dealership we would…

One point you’re not really touching upon is the fact that Renault (and France) essentially bailed Nissan out back in 1999, hence the odd ownership structure that overwhelmingly benefits France. Whether that structure still makes sense today is up for debate, but Nissan was in a fairly desperate financial situation…

What if he’s from, say, Dubuque? Or maybe Toledo? Or Harrisburg?

Where are you implying he is “from?” Is it the name, the not-quite-lily-white skin? The dark hair?

News flash: Unless you are named Running Bear or Eagle Eyes or Possum Spunk or something, you are probably not “from” here, either.

Did it ever occur to you…

Subaru sold more XV Crosstreks last year than the combined lifetime sales of the BRZ/FR-S/86. 

Subaru Crosstrek Hybrid: Because we know our customers and they’re not you fuckers. /Points to people wanting a BRZ STI

To counter this apparent bargain, UK petrol is roughly 1500% more expensive than the US

3,000 sq feet where I live means you’re rich AF. It also means you would have space to park this thing. 

This thing is about $1/gal and 1 recession away from being another Kia Borrego.

Palisade. That sounds pretentious as fuck.

Sure, no problem. The source of the numbers is EIA, but you can find current and historical data organized on wikipedia:

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

I like the newer generation nuclear power myself. But it would literally take an act of Congress to get even one new plant permitted and built before the heat death of the universe.

The same reason it seems like Obama was President 10,000 years ago.