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The Stinkymeat project and the Stinkyfeet project were awesome. I wonder what Crudder is up to these days.

Abe Simpson voice:

Who would date anyone that uses facebook?

Continuing Demon’s Souls, I’ve got BOSS WEAPONS unlocked now. I’m really enjoying the boss battles in this one - they’re more puzzle-y than most of Dark Souls’ and Bloodborne’s, which is right up my alley as my favourite bosses in those were the “gimmicky” ones like Ancient Wyvern and Executioner’s Chariot. I wish the

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On Thursday I introduced my Korean middle school students to...

I fucking loved Selfie, but all anybody really saw of it was the name and the ill-advised gross-out gag from the pilot.

Other critics cite the massive amount of energy it takes to mine cryptocurrency, but according to the Cambridge Center for Alternative Finance, “always-on but inactive home devices in the USA” consume as much energy in a year as Bitcoin would in 1.7 years..

Been playing a bunch of Binding of Isaac, now the new expansion’s out. Since the bulk of the new content is squirreled behind a tough unlock, the experience has so far been limited to the extensive rebalances and tweaks - which I’ve found make it easier to power up in the early game, but tougher to get absolutely

We watched Godzilla vs. Kong tonight. It’s reasonably fun, the human actors don’t get in the way of the kaiju smashing very much, although about halfway through all four of us (including my 12-year-old) accurately predicted the ending. As an added bonus, the movie is only an hour and 45 minutes (not including

I got my COVID shot and the side effects hit me hard just after watching an old episode of The Muppet Show. So I had sweaty fever dreams that featured Avery Schreiber.

Au contraire, I think this was given a whole lot of thought, like, way too much thought, and none of it was the good kind of thought. This is only a trailer, and I’m exhausted.

I will wager one month’s salary (that’s right, one hundred dollars) that someone will utter in this show’s trailer, “A storm is coming....”

Sometimes the critic’s shorthand of referring to another movie is the absolutely perfect indicator of what it is, and in this case your invocation of Stigmata did the trick. I can very safely ignore this movie and simply rewatch 1988's The Unholy, starring Hal Holbrook, Ned Beatty, and Ben Cross with a crotchful of

I’m kinda looking forward to “NCIS: Hawaii”, just because I briefly worked in the NCIS building on Oahu which was a hilariously beat-to-shit, out-of-date office building from the 70s. I really, really want them to keep that setting, where instead of fancy flat screens everywhere they’re doing all the high tech stuff

The idea that people can be “colorblind” when it comes to race - that “I don’t see race” is a good attitude. Obviously, racism/bigotry = bad, but race is an intrinsic part of peoples’ identities, and one of the first things we see about them, and it’s at best silly, at worst an erasure to think otherwise.

As a high schooler, an older friend -- an absolutely wild person herself --would regularly place her hands on my shoulders and advise me, “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.”

Who amongst us has not been young and stuck our dick in crazy?

Nothing on “100 Girls”?

“Very few women have had sex with Matt Murdoch without dying, turning evil, or going insane.”

I don’t think rhythm method acting is a thing.