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We all know the level of vitriol has elevated these last 12 years

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that phones you up and starts telling you in extremely graphic detail how he’s fucking your spouse (both of us wearing clown outfits), while repeatedly ignoring your interruptions, only to get to the end of the story (the grand finale involving peanut butter and a gorilla!

Off the top of my head there have been a couple of shows that had a similar set up (new technology being used to find true love, or whatever, and the fallout) AMC’s ‘Soulmates’ and an French show that ran on Netflix in the US called ‘Osmosis’.

I got the 4K account because otherwise the OLED TV I bought would go to waste... I didn’t need the streaming to 4 devices simultaneously at all but since that was included in the package, I put one account active in my mom’s place so she and her husband (and I when I’m there) can watch Netflix. They wouldn’t pay for

I hope he goes on a mission with a tan shield.

Just wait until Falcon and the Winter Soldier debuts in about a week and the new Captain America taking up the mantle is black. You would think people would already know these things since it was telegraphed in the biggest movie of the modern era but no.  They are going to lose their minds. Guaranteed.

I remember the last time Matt and Trey talked about vaccinations and all we got was a dated Matrix parody, a lazy joke about how “Aspergers” sounds like “Ass Burgers”, and Matt and Trey claiming that autistic people who can pass for neurotypical are faking their disability and they’re really just cynical assholes...

First they came for the Lola Bunny masturbators, and I said nothing, for I was not a Lola Bunny masturbator.

Aaaaaand he’s off the Ant-Man 3 cast. 

Entry 2 in my ‘Why the hell doesn’t AV Club cover For All Mankind’ reviews - along with brief thoughts on Shadow and Bone. Spoilers ahead.

Superman & Lois shows you can give Superman emotional weight without making him a deadbeat stalker or a joyless Jesus symbol. I enjoyed its premiere more than expected.

At one point, they shoot a rectal exam from the rectum’s perspective. It may be the defining image of a film so far up its own ass.”

Looking forward to Superman and Lois a lot tonight.

And yet, I will SO watch this show if someone gets trapped in a refrigerator.  

Has she seriously not updated her music library since 1983"

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Once in a while I let YouTube’s autoplay take the wheel.

Annie Murphy is fed up in the official trailer for AMC’s Kevin Can F**k Himself

A truly boneheaded move. And people at the time were cheering because they didn’t like the song or Robin Thicke, which is understandable, but I was like, “Uh, do you realize the deleterious effect this decision is going to have on artists?” Apparently they did not.

“Read in context, Williams statement about ‘reverse-engineering’ could be interpreted as a process in which he remembers his feelings when listening to particular music, and then attempts to recreate those feelings in his own works.”

Though who knows how many people will actually see it, since we now have it on very good, trustworthy authority that every single person on Earth is now boycotting Disney+ after they fired Gina Carano.