The Aristocrats!

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Your parents are about to get a phone call from an irate Sean Newell.

The sad part? It is almost two weeks later and she is still in character.

Next years costume...

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

Something's wrong with his Abdullah Oblongata

@HamzaAbdullah21

Is it cannibalism if a Cardinal eats crow?

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I did:

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

The CDC had to show up after another report of resistant staff.

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

Poo, it's whats for dinner!

Two Girls No Cup now makes sense.

Big deal. This guy's beard carried three kids.

Jeez, they could've at least waited until injury time.

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.