i'm sorry, is this "She said Briskey got angry when the two were joking about the Miami Heat instead of being upset about the loss to Auburn." supposed to somehow make it better or all ok since it wasn't about the loss to auburn?

"giving them a 700% success rate on power plays for the game"

that's just factually inaccurate. if they scored 1 goal or 7 goals on one major, that's just a 100% success rate on that power play. it's irrelevant how many goals are scored. and secondly, was that the only penalty? because unless it was that still…

(7 being neutral, or base): neutral is not base. neutral is neutral. anything with a pH above 7 is basic, or alkaline.

potatoes?

_unt

by that headline, i expected at least one hooker to be murdered and then robbed. false advertising.

he should have sent a dessert gift basket full of sand instead.

that's very offensive to those who have lost the sensory organs of their face (e.g. the woman who got her face eaten by the chimp). though, i think what is more offensive was my inability to type your.

well, you rankings are clearly suspect since cherry pie looks like a pie crust full of bloody hemorrhoids.

"two girls, one cup" tried.

it's awesome in the same way the holocaust was awesome. in no way at all.

and i would take not eating and then getting diarrhea over eating and then getting diarrhea any day.

cincinnati style chili is not chili. it's chunky diarrhea slathered over anything the mouth breathing in-breeders can get their disgusting paws on.

HAHAHA, look at cincinnati trying to be relevant. that's precious.

the paris, arkansas of the midwest? cincinnati chili looks the same going in as it does coming out. it's probably pretty cheap since to make it skyline just raids the septic tanks of the shit factory houses down the road.

you do realize it fucking blows, don't you?

that's like saying north korea is the better korea.

luckily, once you're done crushing that, it will be indiscernible from the fresh stuff when you shit it out later.

the best what? pile of dog shit on soggy noodles?

is that code for skat porn?