It’s hard to get any work done with all those screaming kids around.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

Didn’t look like a push to me, more like a light tap. That seems more like an encouragement then a shove, especially when coming from a coach. Obvious lack of sportsmanship from the girl.

Hey! We’re not that close to the airport.

Fitting that this was recorded in portrait mode.

From being the starter on a big-bucks contract to being traded for and then probably cut by the Browns. He’s finally hit Brock bottom.

Came for the Harambe jokes, left mostly disappointed.

Maybe? I’ve got THC in my system and I can assure you I’m not high.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Since you told all of us now, it’s not a secret.

Hi Grayson!

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Probably the first time we’ve seen the sixers mop the floor with anyone.

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Even worse is the fact that he used rye bread.