“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Dude, that was a decade ago. He’s really moved up since then. Now he’s “Nerdy guy who is in charge of making the playlist at midweek parties.” Plus he has a lot of sex. Like sex all the time. With his girlfriend from this other school, you’ve never met her.

More like hurriCAN

She should know that every Rose has its thorns.

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Slu (ts)

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

What if the deleted emails were racist? You’d never know because they are deleted.

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I’m starting to think that the patrons of Gentleman’s Clubs aren’t gentlemen at all.

That is a very good bear.

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

Best Shark performance since right shark.

Mo’ne Davis really let herself go.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

also, this...

[takes a shot]