Worst of all, he isn’t a teen!

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Men Are From Mars, Women Get Drilled By Venus

This po thang is out here looking like a sentient Hostess snoball.

“After losing the first set of the tournament to Qiang Wang, Williams rolled through...”

Keep Austin Weird At All Costs

I too was diagnosed with a heart condition. I consulted with several doctors, even a leading specialist in the field. They came to two pretty unanimous conclusions. First, I could no longer compete athletically. Second, it was probably a poor lifestyle decision to snort so much fucking cocaine.

How is it any worse than naming someone Jr.?

Baseball

Too bad he was never a Bear.

I understand and appreciate the reasoning, but it doesn’t mean that the Washington moniker is no longer or never was racist. It’s still racist, and it’s going to be racist tomorrow.

It’s his natural handshake motion

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

This bit never stops being true.

Yes, middle-aged white dads, tell us more about how young black guys should style their hair.

I agree Drew, black guys need more white guys to step up and tell them what to do with their hair.