Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Must suck to have an ugly sister and have to resort to cousins.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I’m no fan of Tom Brady, but I don’t have an opinion to put here after that statement.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

How long do you think until steph starts hitting that at a 33% clip?

Steph Curry (thinking): “Hmmm...”

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

vanilla offense

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

This is probably the worst spread I’ve ever seen.

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

Guessing his autopsy will answer a lot of these questions....

Whitlock is a walking boob.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

Um... Is everything okay buddy?

We (so and I ) recently talked about this and dubbed it the “right mind, wrong color” effect .We see it so often around it lately.

“Even if you in a Benz, you still a ni**a in a coupe”