To be clear she wasn’t even trying to cash a check. She was trying to give the bank money to open an account. Still not surprising.

I feel for Jokic, as the initial foul was intentionally assaulting him while he was vulnerable with his arms in the air, and his reaction was obviously an emotional response to that assault. He was probably feeling the sting at that moment. As much as it seemed like a cheap shot, Markieff seemed to be trying to…

Yes how dare we obsess with the ruling class of the country that has baked their racism into every law and establishment. 

“I just be feeling like sometimes, I gotta speak up because as far as straight people— you don’t have an opinion no more on sexuality,” Boosie begrudgingly began.

Lil’ Nas doesn’t have Lil’ Nas on his mind as much as Boosie does…

“nor do we tell kids to get under a guillotine to reenact emotions [from the French Revolution].”

And those who bend over backwards to believe in the slavers’ religion?

Gaetz, suddenly and inexplicably, feels the need to adopt a new son.

Or maybe they can just find another hustle. We have too many non tax contributing churches in our neighborhoods anyway.

He’s an old *white* person’s idea of what a young person should be.

LMAO omg I remember The Critic and I almost referenced it because it’s always the first thing I think of when I see Lovitz. 

The Handmaid’s Tale and Testaments are not meant to be aspirational.

“There are plenty of good kettles on both sides.” - POT(US)

When given the opportunity to call the kettle black, the pot declined.

This dunce Rudolph and the ppl who support him act like there isnt video of him kicking Myles in the balls and trying to rip his helmet off BEFORE he got his just desserts lol but I guess that doesnt matter right foh clown...everytime i see the video my soul smiles :)

Regarding Dulles Airport, hopefully the new Silver Line will take it off that list when it opens next year after an eternity of planning and construction. Dulles has always been a good option for Virginians who live west of DC — just not so much for anybody else.

And say all the things you wish you’d said, right? Sigh. Me too. 

I didn’t use it in vain, I used it as part of a joke.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.