Just a suggestion that today is not the day to rank lightweight fighters.

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

As someone who has struggled with their weight since childhood, while I’m sure nicknames like “Hefty Lefty” and “Pillsbury Throwboy” seem harmless and were probably laughed off in public by Lorenzen, they hurt, and play a larger role in him eating his way to 500 lbs than anyone is acknowledging. For some reason,…

“Fucking showoffs.”

Down A Hole? Sounds like a keeper!

“Oh, and the gender discrimination lawsuit they filed against U.S. Soccer...”

Have you checked to see if they’re legally barred from discussing the issue while the lawsuit is ongoing? This isn’t a criticism, I’m legitimately curious.

It’s okay, we all get a little upset when we don’t think our dongs measure up. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuck UConn. It was their greed and lust for bigtime football that killed the OG Big East. They made their basketball fans watch games on TV against Tulane, Tulsa, and East Carolina instead of being able to make quick trips to Providence, St John’s, and ‘Nova to see their team in person against actual rivals…

Especially for Abelard.

Abelardo and HRéloïse

Madison Bumgarner, bib and diaper.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

I think it’s important to note on every article about how much Angel Hernandez sucks that he is suing MLB for racial discrimination because he didn’t get enough post-season assignments, which are handed out on merit to umpires who don’t suck.

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

First off, he didn’t cost them the game the other night. Whatever person in the organization who still thinks Luis Cessa is a major league pitcher did that. Secondly the media needs to back off him a little, they won’t but they should because he’s playing well and coming back from what had to be a hellish year. If I…

According to the affidavit, on Friday, Jordan approached four people identified as Hiker #1, Hiker #2, Victim #1, and Victim #2. He was acting “disturbed and unstable,” playing his guitar and singing while he hiked. The meeting quickly turned hostile after Jordan announced to the foursome “...anyway, here’s…

Samer, I get why you might not like the ad but I don’t think it’s inherently evil. Things are rarely that (•_•)

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.