PhilThePirate
philthepirate
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I love beer but I leave my body when someone starts talking to me about the process they go through to make it. I’m here to forget, not to learn.
*Kavanaugh snarl* I LIKE BEER. I LIKED IT BACK THEN AND I LIKE IT NOW.
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It’s hip to flee squares
This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.
It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.
Mets brass couldn’t sign fast enough once Yahoo! assured them that this was just “the tip of the pyramid” for their new relationship.
Five dollars a month? Nobody can afford that!
Idk, that seems far too reasonable.
Let’s remember some Sixtos!
Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.
He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.
I prefer gender neutral terms.
I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.
I’d say this pretty much sums up her social life. Add a dozen cats and you’ll have her future.
If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”
Curt Schilling not only espouses vile and utterly repugnant personal and political beliefs on the reg, he also defrauded the state I’ve called home for the last eight years to the tune of $75-plus million dollars. He’s a terrible businessman and a terrible human being..
He also deserves to be in the HOF and it’s absurd…