People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…

Just read the definition of that “word” on Urban Dictionary and I still have no idea what the fuck it’s supposed to mean. I’m inclined to believe young people are just idiots. Who may or may not need to get off my lawn. YEEEET.

That clock sure got yeeted, amirite?

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Statistically he’s very close to Chuck Finley, which is something I just blurted out and then actually looked up. I think time and time again the voters have demonstrated that Postseason success can bolster a solid case, but it isn’t the end all be all. Schilling would already be in if that were the case. Curt’s got…

+XXV centimeters of disappointment

You know it's a Buffalo dildo because they all curve to the right.

Mandatory?

Redskins beat Cowboys; An alternate history of the United States. (Mass Market Paperback - October 22, 2018)

I was all set to write a fiery take on how no-talent pluggers and bangers like Miles Wood have no place in the NHL, but first consulted the trusty hockeydb:

“How can I avoid these nosy regulars?”

This is not the most embarrassing banner in sports—the Colts hold that title, and will probably raise a second banner to celebrate the fact.

Wow. Think of what Clevinger would do if Flores did something serious, like insult Morris Day and the Time.

Angel Hernandez is an insult to people with real discrimination complaints. He just sucks.

If Hernandez is just flipping a coin then he’s probably doing a better job than usual.

The Yankees have an enormous budget obviously, but Cashman really doesn’t get enough credit for finding guys like Voit or Didi. Its amazing any team is willing to trade with the Yankees.

“How do I address my employee’s low-cut shirts?”

Andy Reid did this exact thing a few years ago. But it was an accident because he thought it was 3rd down.