The season will end for either the A’s or the Yankees on Wednesday. But either of these teams would have home field advantage if they made the World Series.

Dear Baker,

There is an MLB catcher effectively named Sweet Christ??! How have I missed this?

Not like that.

First you have to buy the tweet dinner.

Eight Men In

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

This game was such a classic trap game it should be called “The Bailey Jay Game”.

“Hello player; whaaat’s happening? I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow, big game against Louisiana-Lafayette. So if you could get to the field around...9, that would be great, mkay?

Sadly, it’s the lesser known of Irish patriotic chants.

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

And the Orioles are not the worst team in AL history, but neither achievement is especially relevant to this article.

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

excellent point, Ghostface

Oh he’s gone years between scoring? I guess I missed the wedding. 

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds.