I don’t know what’s worse about the letter: The fact that this dude is obviously seeing the same one Rams fans in his travels and mistaking it for 12 different people, or that he thinks New York is “backwards” compared L.A.

I would, but all those Chicago style hot dogs & deep dish pizza has really clogged my arteries & made movement difficult.

It will look even better once topped with a bit of ketchup.

Two dogs. Two cats. I don't take any of them to restaurants. 

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

The best thing in that clip is clearly the base coach imitating a Madden glitch

Yeah, that’s the fakest one they’ve ever published.  And that’s saying something.

My main takeaway from this is that Ben is completely full of shit. 

Username/comment synergy.

They should be upset that they have such a fucking hall monitor on their team tsk tsking dudes for being annoyed that they hit a foul ball for two fucking seconds.

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

Joke’s on you! I was too fat to fit in a locker!

Right in the teeth? I’d pay five american dollars to see that.

I said the same thing the last time I hit center mass at the shooting range.

I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.

I was out with a couple of friends drunk off our asses. After last call we jumped into a taxi and headed home. Halfway there I noticed there wasn’t a meter. I asked the driver what was up and it turns out we just piled into some guys car who happened to be parked on the side of the street. He put up no objection and…

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

Hey buddy, I made a corny joke.

This is if Kirk Van Houten’s dad had been a wealthy media baron.

Uh-oh. You’re not going to like our NYPD Shoe sketch—it’s pretty much the same thing.