No no, you heard it wrong. Bartolo Colon added chives to his lunch. Which he ate.

If there’s a baseball God, he definitely would reside in St. Louis too

It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

An eternal flame that can be turned off? Yea, that sounds like something the Raiders would do.

^why i read Deadspin.

I pictured something like this.

Al Davis flame? Why not just keep it classy and have a large bronze politician ass raping a citizen while Roger Goodell fingers his bellybutton?

When asked what would happen when the Raiders scored the designers commented that the question never really crossed their minds.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

“This kind of almost spiteful performance makes you wonder why the fans don’t hold more Knicks Appreciation Nights”

So let's just abandon the whole judicial system and replace it by what exactly? Hey, how about we convict people based on the popularity of trending twitter hashtags. That would be a riot!

I regularly drive the 7 hour trip to my wife's hometown by myself. With kids yelling in the background. Maybe his conversions were off. Aren't Canadian hours worth one and a half US hours?

This plan is fundamentally sound, but boring.

They’re based in Cleveland.

Something tells me this guy has strong takes on people who go to the bathroom during the playing of God Bless America.

IS THAT YOU, TOLBERT?

Yeah, but if he hadn’t done that, no one would have ever heard of... what’s his name again?

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

It's basically the same principles as those for conservation of mass; those R's gotta get used somewhere.