Stop hitting yourself;
PhilThePirate
philthepirate
not to slow down the train to retard ville, but you don't suppose that's because smith is a scrub, and Chara is among the top defenseman in the league do you? Why, it's almost as if Smith was trying to bait a penalty and Chara wouldn't oblige him.
Why? Because fuck Boston.
He then went up to the cashier and asked for a porno magazine, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a couple of panty shields, some illegal fireworks and a disposal enema.
To: Best Buy Customer Service
PLEASE, someone post the Sterling/Waldman reaction on WFAN. I'm sure it's a train wreck.
That is fucking incredible.
A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…
Sports writers were wondering why Tanaka called his splitter "The A.C. Green".
SuckSeed And Proceed.
Two leading proponents of the "One and Done" strategy
But Tanaka's more than just a guy with one devastating pitch
Great story, but be prepared to be disappointed when, for some reason, Kevin Costner will play you in the movie adaptation.
I enjoyed this kickball story.
When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…
Why I oughta cymbalize his head...
Sorry, what?
You go straight to Hell!
The only thing that gets me through the darkness of being of Mets fan is knowing that we have far and away the best broadcast team in baseball, and it really isn't close.