...you wanna make out?

i'm so mad, I'm not even embarrassed that I actually wrote 823th.

A+ to whoever is running the arena music. Definitely want to hear that crummy Blur song for the 823th time instead of an actual ovation or the alleged "thank you marty cheers"

He was understandably emotional, going out on the ice to thank Edmonton's fans afterwards.

Ugh. It makes me sick to see kids now involved in this stupid "look at me" crap, drawing attention to themselves on the court. I mean really, WHY are their uniforms that bright?

What a little shit. I hated that kid in school.

This is obviously not okay to do in baseball, but Jerry Remy should not be allowed to point out whether or not it is legal. For fuck's sake.

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Last year he called a game while seamlessly talking about Washington Heights in Manhattan and it went pretty much like that.

I'm sorry. I know this guy is a murderer and the worst kind of human being but every time I see that picture all I can think of is The Crusher.

Karma? The asterisk next to Bond record should read, "Had to hit in an era of unprecedented use of Performance Enhancing Drug...by pitchers!" Besides, BBWAA is still mad about the DH and night games so should we really care about who goes in to the Baseball (Writers) Hall of Fame?

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".

She's in the attic!!!

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

Here's one too.

Knoblauch: Just leave me alone, Chad.

To be fair, you don;t have to be a religious nutcase to object to someone making you listen to Sisqo.

This is the major reason why I don't have a smartphone. I have a shitty brick phone for calls, texts, and pretty much nothing else, and that's OK, because I know if I had a smartphone, I'd be looking at that screen nonstop when I'm out. And since I do almost all of my work looking at a screen, I want a break. It…