Of course the Cano signing was all they were willing to do. The Mariners are a joke. They make one debatable splash and can tell the fans that they are trying, and the dipshits who go to knitting night eat it up. The Mariners have been decreasing payroll for years. They aren't trying to win, they are just trying to…

Escalator temporarily stairs, we apologize for the convinience

After digesting that $5 foot long, this still remains the second worst Subway accident I've ever been witness to.

It's an escalator, stupid. You don't need to run up it.

The Ones That Didn't Pass

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

Mulatto.

ding ding ding. I find it funny that Deadspin kills ESPN for posting controversial headlines just for page views yet they milk this athletes should get paid and if you don't agree you're a racist.

Poll: Red-blooded humans 50% more likely to click on a race-baiting headline.

In other news, study finds white people believe a free college education to be more valuable than other races.

Mark Cuban is speaking about people like me. I love football, but I enjoy it on Sundays and playoffs. Sometimes Mondays if its a game I care about. But it's getting to be too much. I hate HATE how Sunday Night Football starts. I can't stand Goodell making it the no fun league. The forced pinkism in October…

That's just some ignorant bitch shit.

For years, women have been pounding on the glass ceiling. With similar results.

Devils fans used to be great. Even after those first two cups, they tended to be decent people. Gave as good as they got during the game, but usually friendly. This was a franchise that nearly moved to Nashville and the fans seemed incredibly grateful that they didn't. I can't pinpoint when it all changed, but…

I think that sign was just describing your average Red Sox fan.

Ohio State fans are gonna be PISSED when someone gives them the gist of the joke that Dayton made at their expense.

I don't necessarily mind kids..

Before rushing to judgement, you have to look at the cultural context of this situation. The child was very perplexed. He wanted to know why the ball did not return to the person who had thrown it.

Zero recommendations....

Wow, it seriously took me 30 minutes to find what was wrong. It just seemed normal to me.