Hi jd85. Good to meet you. Might I ask how your day is going? In between the kicking of puppies, wiping-off of smiles, and hating the sunshine and rainbows, that is.

Here's how I see it going down...Snyder will continue to be obstinate to placate his fans, but secretly he would love to change the name. Why/ because a new name means new jersey and other merchandise sales. So he waits until...The US Patent and Trademark office will revoke their trademark (it is currently under…

Technically, the League should've given the Devils their ORIGINAL Pick back since all that punishment was is Gary throwing a hissy-fit because Lou played a game of "Chicken" with him and Gary blinked.

NBA Player: [Takes a swing at his opponent]

A bucket was placed at his feet.

This is ridiculous. Being in the NBA never stopped anyone from committing a crime

The silver lining behind all this is that Bostonians now know that even white people sometimes need help from a safety net.

It's too bad he didn't do this while the replacement guards were in charge, or they would have called offsetting penalties and let him walk out of the prison.

Maybe the league is starting to feel bad about purposely sabotaging the Devils pending dynasty with the horseshit trapezoid rule.

Devils getting more then the Isles got for Vanek is Snow's fault, not anyone else's. They weren't the only team to sign those bullshit contracts, and all the others got away clean with it. You are right Lou is a smart smart man.

So we're gonna ignore the fact that the initial penalty itself was complete bullshit?

'Martin Brodeur asks out of New Jersey'

And in order to allow teams to still call fake kick attempts on PAT's. They will be allowed to line up on the 13 yard line when they plan on faking the kick.

You do whatever it takes to go home. It might be snowing but so long as she didn't break your legs, you aren't trapped. Invent a fucking jet pack and fly home for christ's sake.

I'd say that the rest of the league is playing chess while the Knicks play checkers, but that is an insult to checkers.

You left out the part of the article where Noah was drafted with one of the unprotected #1 picks the Knicks gave the Bulls for Eddie Curry (the other being LaMarcus Aldridge) while bidding against themselves. This should really be mentioned in every Knicks article, but especially this one. Also, it makes me look…

As a child, my father and I would often go to Knicks games. We'd eat our early lunch, then hit the 8th Avenue E train in order to get to the Garden on time. It was always magical for me, as my father never did this for any of my other siblings. We'd sit in the stands, and he'd regale me with stories of the rugged…

"How about not saying 'Modell'?"

"Fuck the top of your mouth." — Cap'n Crunch

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?