Doesn't seem like Rex's thing. I mean, they wear stockings AND socks.

If the shoe don't fit, on the play he must quit.

I was going to say "1/2 the men in Boston would fuck Bill Simmons," but if we're just going to answer our own questions I'll forget about it.

Cossacks fighting Goths. Party like it's 1399!

I hate myself for laughing at that.

Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

"Coach, I'm actually thinking of staying for my sophomore year."

*Signs baby to four-year full Mid-level exception deal*

"Sounded great."

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

The player's name is actually Charlie.

I believe he learned this tactic of taping one's mouth shut from their basketball counterparts in North Korea. Of course, in North Korea, instead of "taping" it's "dismembering", and instead of "mouth shut" it's "in front of one's family and friends".

See, I was thinking Player(s) Eh:

Player Aaaaaaaaaay

Of course Brooklyn has a shuffleboard bar, of course it does. With ample parking for your fixie and an enormous hat and scarf check room, no doubt.

February 14th, 2014 will now be known as "JMart-Incognito Day".

I don't think the 8th Wonder of the World is exactly hiding in New Jersey. He's in plain sight, and his name is Bruce Springsteen.