He may not do the messy work, but in each case he puts himself at exactly the right spot at the right time, and finishes.

Dallas Cowboy fans from the northeast...literally the worst people on earth, and that’s before you even get into their politics.

Don’t leave out good old Claudell Washington!

Shy of Quantum Leaping into Don Mattingly’s body, it was never going to matter what Girardi did with this team to most Yankee fans I know. From the minute the chose Girardi over Mattingly in 2008 (the right move, btw!), they had it in for him and he was never going to be good enough. These are the same people who…

YES! Jesus mother fucking tap dancing Christ, a thousand times YES! Pickles belong in the trash.

The lesson here, as always, is “Fuck Keith Olbermann.”

What...what did you think it was?

Now THAT’S a walk of shame.

Take them all, you magnificent bastard.

If I was one of the people he was reaching across, I’d push his stupid fucking ass right over the wall onto the field.

I only regret that I have but one star to give for your comment.

Running sounds awful.

My favorite part has to be talking about how the so-called stat nerds “only know the naked body through National Geographic” as if a fat, unathletic sports talk radio co-host whose name doesn’t even appear in the title of the show is just rolling in the pussy.

Take them all, you magnificent bastard.

Why wasn’t that kid in school?

No fancy degree needed...

+1 wagonload of beads

The people who own that flag would be the first ones to complain about someone else defacing the American flag, too. Really makes one think, doesn’t it?

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour.

Somebody must have told them that the “verbal attacks” were the result of them being shitty at their jobs. Boy were their faces red.