The man is a goddamned national treasure.

As someone who scorekeeps at games, this would crush my soul.

Soooo...are we just going to totally gloss over the fact that he pinched his genitals on a pitch? I thought I was reading Deadspin.

Either this is the next man vs. animal competition or GTFO.

The record is 16 homers in a month, reached by Albert Belle in ‘98 and Mark McGwire in ‘99.

The end of Armageddon, every. single. time. Judge me.

MetLife Stadium was New Meadowlands Stadium for a year or two before securing a corporate sponsor. Of course, if the initial sponsor wasn’t exposed as being a bunch of Nazi sympathizers, they would’ve opened with a corporate name, so take all that for what it’s worth.

She’s very easy to take seriously when she uses bitmojis of herself to hammer home what I assume is a serious (to her, anyway) point.

Or maybe Dolan’s going to bring back Isiah Thomas to run things.

Dolan has almost isolated himself from criticism by giving Phil total autonomy over the team. In the past he constantly meddled in the day-to-day, and fucked up royally. But now he went out and put a guy in charge that most people seemed to really want at the time, and kept his nose out of the basketball operations,…

+1 triple you think you hit despite being born on third base

“You’re a terrible singer! How do you have a job singing for a band?”

A better reaction would have been dead silence. The best way to make someone like him go away is to ignore him.

Are we really going to allow a tragedy to make us overlook the fitness blogger named Burger?

The club says tickets are still available.

Dingers!

“Just like a Hispanic player to show no effort.”

Cue the Ranger fan: Oh look, both Devils’ fans in one place.

Personally, my top (bottom?) five is Rangers, Flyers, Penguins and the Rangers two more times.