For what it’s worth...

https://www.milb.com/raptors/news/removed/c-234135768/t-196096844

+1 train a-comin’.

“I like refried beans, which makes me want to try fried beans because maybe they’re just as good and we’re wasting time.” -Mitch Hedberg

There is no right answer to that question.

Don’t mind if I do!

NY Rangers (who historically and generally are the LEAST interesting Tri-State Area team).

Incoming hot take: Cool Ranch Doritos are butt and belong in the trash. Nacho Cheese or GTFO.

Nice.

I love the TV guy (I’m assuming it was the Rangers’ TV guy) saying the pitch was “over the head of Napoli.” On what plane of existence was that over his head?

This is the homeless man’s version of “The Cardinals lost another game today.”

@statcast had Manny Machado’s home run trot at 29.2 seconds... Since 2015 he’s only had one slower trot than that.

-What’s wrong with me?

That look over his shoulder to the driver of the cart: “Hey man, can’t this thing go any faster?”

As a man who is getting married in November, I thank you for providing this assessment. Bless YOUR heart.

The Norfolk Admirals are back to being an ECHL team! The AHL team relocated out west somewhere and they replaced them with another relocated team from the ECHL.

I hate having to agree with this clown, but he’s 1,000% correct in this case.

You presumably say this in jest. I, as a Knicks fan, would not be the least bit shocked if it actually happened.

And here I was thinking I was so original... *sigh*

Meh, call me a highlight truther if you must, but he kinda dunked around him more than over him.

Well, Ariel Miranda, if it makes you feel any better, I probably wouldn’t have been able to hit that pitch.