philthepirate
PhilThePirate
philthepirate

I like how he drank Coke right afterwards, as if to hammer home the point that was, in fact, doing coke.

I like how they use the term “Statcast era,” like it’s something that’s been around for decades.

There, fixed that for you.

By the looks of him, I’d say he should’ve just asked him mom for a ride before he left her basement.

But their sheer lack of offseason action is a testament to just how confident cheap the Mets are, regardless of whether or not that this is a World Series-caliber team.

All things being equal, he was going through his entire bracket on air and Maryland-FSU was a potential 2nd round matchup that he picked. The knock that he thought they played twice this year is valid, as well as that, in a sport with no ties, he offered up “I can see them either winning or losing” as analysis.

Partial-season ticker holder for the Trenton Thunder here, and I couldn’t agree more. I have a five game plan that expanded to seven games when they threw in Opening Day and an additional game of my choice that comes with an all-you-can-eat picnic. I have seats behind the plate, six rows from the field, and I pay a

I never noticed this before, but she kind of looks like a leathery Amy Poehler.

As a Yankee fan, I sincerely hope he makes it back in time for the playoffs.

As a Yankee fan, I’d say his career is similar to that of a poor man’s Don Mattingly.

Forgive my ignorance, but is there a reason behind their...let’s go with apathy?

Shut up Burneko, who cares why?

Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ, I really hope so.

No sport should aspire to be more like soccer.

Dolan would be the ideal person to identify a mental disorder or substance abuse. Talent recognizes talent.

I’m not sure how to feel about this one. Chuck, what do you say?

+1 Servants’ entrance

Give me the over.

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