I totally could have, but I didn’t want to write it any more than you’d want to read it.

Is Peter King the worst? An equally short debate.

Definitely the son of a coach.

Very happy that Rock Raines is finally getting his due. Admittedly, most of his prime was before my time, so while I didn’t actually see his best years, the numbers stand up. Plus, on a sentimental note, he was always among my favorite players on the Yankees near the end of his career.

You know, I’d never considered it before, but now that it’s been brought up, holy shit, what ABOUT grizzly bears?

Publishing HOT TAKES about “stains on the game” likely leaves a stain in Bill Livingston’s shorts because without us talking about it, nobody would know who the fuck Bill Livingston is. Dollars to donuts he was beat up by a jock for his lunch money & stuffed in a locker as a kid and he considers this his revenge.

Karl also said something during the interview about a snowstorm delaying travel from Chicago to Seattle was the reason why they lost game 3 of the series. Now, I’m no meteorologist, and I’ve lived my entire life on the east coast so I admit I’m not intimately familiar with the climate in the Pacific Northwest, so I’ll…

+1 uppercut with every star

Jesus, even NBA refs would call that one.

There are more of us here than there are at most games, according to Ranger fans.

Pfft...next you’re going to tell me something really outlandish, like, oh, I don’t know, Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard or some such nonsense.

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

There IS a lesson here. It’s that Twitter is fucking stupid.

February 4, 2007. Super Bowl XLI. My friends & I were doing prop bets before the game like we usually do and one was “Will the first touchdown of the game be rushing or passing?” I said “Neither, the game will start with Hester returning the opening kick for the first TD of the game.” I was oddly confident that not…

Ah, so Peppers ran on the Manti Te’o ticket, I see.

You magnificent bastard, you.

He’s good.

I wonder how he explained the paltry suspensions levied against domestic abusers in the sport he runs to his wife and daughters.

I was expecting everybody to be heaping praise on Maddon because he seems to be America’s fucking sweetheart because he wears hipster glasses and throws clubhouse pajama parties, but I’m glad most people seem to realize that the Cubs won this Series despite him, not because of him.