This already has a lot of stars and deserves even far more.

Bills Fans Come Together, Love One Another (While Keeping Their Clothes On)

Back then, a bottle of Jager only cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

Were you this mad over the blatant blown interception call benefiting OSU in the game during their championship season? You know, the one that they still needed double-OT to win despite being gifted 10 points and would have knocked them out of the playoff had they lost? Just curious.

A Jew? Here?

I play DFS every week and one of the drawbacks of Daily Fantasy—apart from the fact that you will lose all of your money—is that, as opposed to a full-season league, I burn out on players at warp speed. All a player has to do is give me one bad week and they are DEAD to me. I’ll never use them again. Did I start Odell…

Everything looks bad if you remember it.

They’re more like the Dallas Cowboys. Their fans and the networks hold them in the same esteem as if they were still successful despite the fact that neither has won anything in at least 2o years.

I was watching a game earlier in the season with my fiancee when a balk occurred. She asked me what that meant & though I’ve been watching baseball for over 30 years and I still had no idea how to explain it to her.

+VII

Everybody knows Mars ain’t the place to raise your kids.

If he gets in before Bonds, Cooperstown should become the new nuclear testing ground.

I thought that was Vince Neil at first glance. And on second glance, I’m still not entirely sure that it’s not.

Crossing sports here, but as a New Jersey Devils fan, I’ve been hearing the same shit from Ranger fans for pretty much my entire life. Even when the Devils were actually consistently winning and the Rangers were basically just jerking off for like a decade, all you heard about was attendance figures.

I didn’t say they couldn’t, I said you shouldn’t.

He might have only had implied oral consent.

Protests or no protests, I’m going to continue doing what I’ve done for the last half-dozen years: Watch my team’s game (the Giants), casually follow the scores of games I bet on, and not care about the rest of the league until the playoffs.

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Oh, Dave Brown. He is who I point to anytime a Giants fan wants to complain about Eli Manning.

I do remember this. Kindergarten was 1988 in Bayonne, NJ.