philthepirate
PhilThePirate
philthepirate

+ all the stars

The best solution, as I see it, would be to just burn the neighbors house down.

Does it really matter who gets on the elevator first? I can see the debate if the elevator is full and one person is going to get left out and have to wait for the next one, but not with four people entering an empty elevator. What difference does it make if the pregnant woman gets on first and then stands there

My guess is that you’re half right.

Tell your country to get good at the Olympics and then you can dictate them, Mate.

It needed to be said. Thank you, Drew.

That guy looked pretty much exactly like I expected him to.

Tormund Giantsbane’s brother who “ain’t quite right.”

“Cranky, old white guy complains about young, talented black guys.”

I’m a big fan of this.

Fellow Yankee fan here, and I feel the same way. All season (really, for the last three seasons) I’ve known what they SHOULD be doing, I just never thought they’d actually do it.

Is this kid too old to qualify as a sports baby? Because he’s a good sports baby.

“The only thing I’ll remember about it is just the pain,” he said. “That’s the worst part about the injury.”

Well played, you magnificent bastard.

Dick Allen played before my time, but I feel like I would have really liked him.

The “Charles Smith Game” in 1993.

Perhaps his penis is of sufficient size.

Whether it was chest compressions, starting an IV, helping breathe life into this man, or praying everyone helped!