I did this once in wiffle ball but I was drinking a beer with the at the time. I feel like mine was far more impressive.

Probably over those mountains.

7. Scrambled eggs (I added them once after seeing Joe Pantoliano do it on The Sopranos. I’m highly suggestible.)

That was slow-mo?

+1 Drive, 1 Fumble & 1 Decision

“Most importantly, the fans can’t stand them.”

What a coincidence. That’s exactly how the NHL makes up NHL guidelines, too.

Spoiler alert: It didn’t work.

PA announcer pleads with fans to stop chucking wristbands. “This is Philly, this is not somewhere else in the NHL....Have some class.”

Don’t forget “horrendous slide.”

You could have stopped at “Fuck this organization.” No further justification was necessary.

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

One of my favorite memories is when Joe Montana was on the Dan Patrick Show & shit all over this movie. Flat out said that the iconic scene where all the players turned in their jerseys if the coach cut Rudy never happened, and while they did carry him off the field, it was to blatantly make fun of him. Fuck Rudy.

Better than calling him “a colored,” I suppose.

+2 vowels

+ one two-game suspension, later increased to an indefinite suspension due to new evidence that was already seen

Give it to me in real life or GTFO.

A thousand bucks says that same guy loved Redick at Duke.

Back when I played sports and all the way into college athletics I never played with anyone as audacious and swag like fucking arrogant as that cocky motherfucker.