Here's a simple solution: Let the player who earned his way into the Hall of Fame decide what cap he wants to wear, if any, and everybody else just fucking deal with it.

Let's not get carried away here...It's no "Point Break." But you know what? Not bad, either.

+1.7 GPA

I see what you did there.

In Soviet Russia, dick jerks you.

Thank you. I came here to say the exact same thing. I mean, my God...you recognized the man is paying tribute to his friend, yet you feel the need to keep interrupting anyway.

Most SEC fans couldn't spell SEC if you spotted them the S & the C.

Quite unshockingly.

Nah, Alabama fans actually have recent success to brag about. Cowboy fans are more like Notre Dame fans.

How many dollars per phony story reported using a Twitter hoax as a source?

So wait...what does the E-Meter actually do?

Step-sister-in-law, if we're digging into semantics.

I don't know about the rest of you, but whenever I see a group of youths, of any color, I always assume they're up to no good.

Aww, isn't that cute? He thinks he's people.

I am no longer entertained.

They have the same thing outside, mostly for free. It's called nature.

"Dafuq is a gelada?"

I hope it comes back clear and that Gangwish is healthy...

It's right up there with quitting smoking as one of the best decisions I ever made.

Does the hurt end?