Same here. I actually feel the same way about quitting fantasy as I did when I quit smoking.

Coming from someone who hates fantasy sports with a passion, that sounds like my kind of league.

If you don't want them running up the score, tell your defense to stop them.

Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

JUST CALL THE TEAMS WHAT THEY'RE CALLED NO ONE IS IMPRESSED BY YOU.

It was 10 years ago tonight that the Pacers and Pistons came to blows, sparking the strangest, scariest, and still, today, the most improbable NBA happening of our lives. Players fighting fans in the stands; fans fighting players on the court, standard definition highlights.

The lesson, as always, is that Twitter is fucking stupid.

Smooth as fuck.

Bill Belichick still hates him.

Not to mention those wonderful toys.

+1 for the name. I'm a sucker for a good Caddyshack reference.

Hey, the fact that he stayed awake for seven minutes is an improvement.

But, you know, buy a hungry player a bagel...

Mr. Button-Down is going to be embarrassed to see the replay of this and find that Snooki landed better shots than he did.

I've always said/heard "button down shirt." Maybe it's just semantics, but I'm with you on this one.

Tits or gtfo.

Chugging, pictured here:

The second most entertaining soccer-related event to take place this year, with the first being that kid who took a soccer ball to the face on Deadspin yesterday.

I miss the good old days when rappers settled their differences with drive-by shootings.

I find it hard to believe that someone with such obviously good judgement and decision-making abilities could find himself in trouble with the law more than once.