You forgot "Getting hit by a car" before country.

There is never a worse place to start than Keith Olbermann's summary.

I've never reacted this way when it comes to the strike zone. This was by far the worst I've ever seen.

Thanks. I stuffed it myself.

+$2 million

Really? "What would happen if a player vanished into thin air?" made the mailbag but my "Why don't football teams use a backup QB as a holder on field goals and extra points so muffed snaps don't end up looking like a Special Olympics outtake reel when punters try to be football players?" didn't?

I'm a little surprised to find this article. I was half expecting to find that all of Deadspin had committed collective hara-kiri.

I hope for his sake that he didn't draft me. You know, since I'm reading this article on Deadspin right now at work.

How did he hit him in the chest from behind?

How's the foot feeling?

Counter point: "I don't have a problem with this." -Jay Bilas

That was a first...someone looking like such an asshole that Joe West looks like the good guy.

Naturally, there's only one thing left to do. Let's make another movie about Billy Beane.

I'd like to get to know Jen. Nothing like a girl who doesn't keep a guy waiting.

In all fairness, as a Cowboy fan with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, Jon just may be the worst person in the world.

+1 Klondike Bar

So there's not gonna be any Hater's Guide today.

Thanks for the tip. My only regret was not discovering it sooner.

Dear MLB.com,

He was. I only know this because I remember hating him as he presented the Devils with the Cup in 1995.