"Rich Peverley was once stranded in a desert for two weeks with no food or water, found his way home, and notched two assists in a game the next day."

"Something, something, Dwight Howard."

I can use aggressive stereotyping and blind ignorance to tell you that hockey players are white and therefore can't dunk.

It's definitely related because Ortiz has a problem with a pitcher on another team doing the same exact thing he was okay with his own pitcher doing for many years. Race bate elsewhere, Troll.

David Ortiz has apparently forgotten every single time that Pedro Martinez acted like a little bitch after giving it up.

Bravo, good sir, bravo.

Ok, I guess I'll be the one to ask. Who is Lil B and what is a Based God?

To be fair, it's entirely possibly I mistook an exchange rate joke for a metric system one. It works either way.

The metric system is the tool of the Devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it.

So dumb. +1

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "shenanigans."

Rovell is that guy who lives in the 55+ communities who reports people who fly the American flag, let their grass grow a millimeter too high and have a fence that's too close to the curb.

Baited or not, why is that a technical anyway? These NBA refs have their heads up their ass.

I bet she's the type that was a little too proud that her college was famous for being listed among Playboy's best party schools every year.

Lemme guess...you read Jezebel on the reg.

The sad part is, the Knicks were ecstatic to be ranked as high as they were.

I don't know what most of those words even mean.

/Doesn't like Deadspin's stance regarding cheating in baseball.

Any truth to the rumors that Jerry Remy blew his load when Pineda was ejected?