You did the right thing.

There's only one reason I need not to go on any trip with children: Kids ruin everything because kids are the worst. Period. End of story.

Not to nitpick here, but it's actually a rhombus.

Haha nah that wasn't me. I actually agree with you on that one.

I always enjoy bantering about sports. This made my morning pass pretty quickly, so thanks.

I've heard he was once. It seems like more recently he has a pretty long track record of losing big games. Something about not winning ever since they exposed his team for cheating? I'm not really sure. Even his wife doesn't seem to think he's that good. She was reportedly quoted as saying he can't throw AND catch the…

In fact, with the combination of the amount of crying you do and your name, I think I figured out who you actually are. All this time, I was bantering with a celebrity.

I mean, you pretty much do. You cry any time someone talks bad about Boston. You cry any time someone DOESN'T talk about someone that does something that someone from Boston was criticized for. You cry about a mostly satirical sports website not saying a team that beat yours twice in a Super Bowl sucks.

It's just funny to me...ironic, whatever...how you're entire reason for being seems to make it seem like everyone here are a bunch of babies when really, all you do is whine and cry. Although I guess I shouldn't set my standards for internet trolling so high. My error.

Oh, so it still has to do with being butthurt about the Giants somehow.

From a guy whose name is giantssuck, likely because he's still butthurt from the Helmet Catch...priceless.

I've heard of Rocky on Broadway but did we really need Drago on Ice?

"I wasn't talking about the hot dog."

Is St. Louis vying for Philadelphia's crown for most unattractive women at sporting events or something?

I see what you did there.

I didn't think it was possible to like soccer even less than I already did. Thanks, Deadspin!

Class Action Park.

Aww how cute. She thinks she's people.

Have we seriously lasted this long without ONE pearl necklace comment? For shame...