I can dig it. I'm a Yankee fan, but I hate the inhabitants of the bleachers (I don't even refer to them as their preferred name, so as not to legitimize them). They're the type that give the entire fan base a bad name.

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that Jerry Remy didn't have nearly this big a problem with Jon Lester having a "foreign substance" on his glove during the World Series last year.

Hey, there's a reason why "Shanghai" is a verb.

Amen.

Or this...

Ok or not, grown men who wear gloves to games get no sympathy, regardless of the outcome.

Everything At Madison Square Garden Is An Enormous Ripoff

It's just instinct for Crosby to take a dive at the slightest contact with another human being.

Too late to qualify for a dumb Spring Training injury. Missed it...by that much.

+1 for the Mitch Hedberg reference.

Falling off a cliff into the mouths of waiting alligators?

I bought "12 Years" on DVD but I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. Where do I get classified?

I mean, let's call it like it is, we're basically Flyers North at this point.

You're not wrong.

I'm a Devils fan, and I have to say, I've come to despise about 90% of our fan base lately. On one hand, they'll trip over themselves trying to tell you what great fans we are while at the same time doing stuff like this. The team's biggest mistake was organizing these mouth-breathing "super fans" into one section and…

Yea, I'm not sure if I should feel better or worse about the idea that we're not the only country that produces spoiled, selfish, whiny, little shit stains .

This wasn't really getting Mozgov'd. Mozgov actually dunked the ball in this play. He didn't just throw it through the rim from about six inches away.

Not for nothing, but if you knew enough to start your comment with "I don't mean to sound insensitive, but..." you probably should have expected some sort of a reaction.