In defense of New Jersey:

"I am by no means an expert in basketball," said Knicks owner James Dolan.

He's holding it like a goddamned loaf of bread!

"Wow, what a total shock." -Nobody

People are the worst.

1. Pork Roll/Taylor Ham should be New Jersey's meat.

Aaaaaand he's got over 600 followers since this article posted. Well done, internet, well done.

Anytime I see a hideously horrendous article of clothing, I just automatically assume Nike made it.

"...and the CBA didn't specifically prohibit frontloaded deals at the time, so the most charitable interpretation here is that the league is admitting it screwed up initially"

End of discussion. The league punished the Devils for operating within the rules and everyone else is pissed when they sort of overturned the…

The fact that he didn't last past his second year on the HoF ballot, asshole or otherwise, is all the proof you need that the sports writers shouldn't be the ones voting.

It would be the second half of a home & home with two days off in between with Detroit, but it's the first half of a back to back as they play at Detroit Friday and home against Carolina Saturday.

Nobody can screw up a sure thing like Nike.

Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

The lesson, as always, is that Twitter is dumb.

Is Doris Tim's mother?

"And I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston!"

Indeed. 15 years of coming close and falling short followed by 15 years of utter shit will fuck with your head.

And yet, the real fans can't get seats for less than $60 in the nosebleeds for a team 22 games out of first. She probably blew some "celebrity" so she can be seen at courtside and could care less about the game. Seriously, fuck the Knicks.