Don't worry, they'll be too busy providing 24 hour coverage of Jason Collins now so the bear will be put to rest.

Ok, I'll be the one.

Don't give him any ideas.

"I concur."

Player D...or is it DD?

One that's running while parked in the closed garage.

I think it's partially that, and partially because he didn't want to listen to a year's worth of "So, Derek, is this going to be your last year?" from reporters.

Yeah, now you know why we's afraid to use an uppity box.

Breaking news: Former Missouri defensive lineman Michael Sam is no longer projected to be taken in this year's NFL Draft.

I consider myself to be a pretty big sports fan, but in my experience, there is barely a lower form of life on earth than these self-proclaimed "Super Fans." Whenever I hear about one, I just picture that ass clown Fireman Ed in a different team's colors. These douche bags who think they're part of the team and, in…

Are you kidding? Vegas took that off the board immediately.

Ok, one more last ditch effort. PLEASE don't do away with the Gregg Easterbrook portion. It's probably my favorite part of the whole column, and that's saying something, because it's all pretty awesome. Do the right thing, Drew.

Oof...too soon.

Seriously. The lack of success the ultimate bandwagon team (the Cowboys) have had over the last decade & a half should be more than enough to diffuse any talks of conspiracies and game fixing.

So being that this is America and we live to race bait, am I going to be considered racist even though I've preferred Pepsi for nearly 30 years before this commercial was even thought of?

I absolutely LOVE how butthurt these media types are getting over the fact that Lynch isn't talking to them this week. Absolutely love it.

Stop freakin' and call Beacon!

What's sad about the whole saga is Lynch isn't the person he's portraying in public. Which begs the question: why do it?

This is why we need the extra week between the conference championships and the Super Bowl.

Yes, thank you, I realize that. But the point remains that after an entire day of listening to thousands of questions and unfunny jokes from all those chuckleheads, the result is the same. I wouldn't want to talk to them either, joke or not.