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You ever stop and wonder WHY he doesn't like talking to reporters? Maybe it's because most of you are total morons who ask stupid questions over and over again. I mean, for chrissakes, someone asked a player if he considered the Super Bowl a "must win" game yesterday. Are you fucking kidding me?

And with that, the Knicks have officially paid more attention to where celebrities sit at their games than the product they're putting on the court, once again proving what they really care about.

There are an awful lot of New Yorkers at the Jersey Shore every summer for them to hate us so much.

I will. I always thought it was a dumb, elitist activity.

It's kind of hard to say Jersey is your enemy when half of NYC is here in the summer.

I swear on all that is holy, that I will never read this column again if you do away with the Greggggggggggggggggggggg portion.

I don't even have to read the article. The answer is a resounding "Yes." The Knicks have had one relevant season out of the past 20 and they're still among the most expensive tickets in the league. Dolan must go!

In other words, the same list of things that are prohibited at every NFL game.

Wait so hold on...if ARod had every intention in the world to buy steroids but was really getting placebos, he's off the hook? Then why do the guys always get arrested at the end of "To Catch a Predator"? Sure, they THOUGHT they were there to have sex with minors, but once they got there, the realized they weren't…

Where's the video evidence that we don't care that we don't know anything about soccer?

And also didn't even throw a touchdown in the Super Bowl of which he was named the MVP.

Yup, typical "Hold me back. Hey, I said 'Hold me back.' Guys, why aren't you holding me back?" move.

And exactly what did the people who voted for Armando Benitez, Jacque Jones and Aaron Sele do?

"add pants to the NFC Tidal Game!"

So what? He was wrong.

To be fair, they should've known they were going to get terrible singing the minute they booked a country act. The middle finger was just a bonus.